FILTHY GORGEOUS

Buy some kale, make sure it's organic, take it home, open your bin & throw it in. You don't need this rubbish in your life, let Filthy Gorgeous provide your 5-a day.

We were going to open a healthy food joint but then we realised that is boring and nobody would come and visit us, so instead we went for juicy hand formed patty burgers, topped with all forms of nonsense including but not restricted to baconaise, frazzles, kimchi and cheese fondue.

Our sticky fries are topped with melted marshmallows and our homemade doughnuts are piled high with lucky charms. Looking for something a little more exotic? We’ve got pan Asian but not as you know it- think sticky yakatori and hot and sour crispy Korean beef.

We’ve got big redneck chicken wings coated in various magical marinades, and hamburger hash if you’ve just woken up and need to get your life in order.

 

Have a day of birth on the horizon?

Let us know here and we will make sure you receive a downright dirty treat…

 

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